HA!

I'm cheating the internet connection bastards who are making it impossible to enjoy my blogworld (in addition to everything else I can't manage to get done via Blackberry), because this week I'm in Harrisonburg, VA, training a new manager and *taaaa daaaa* I'm able to connect here in my hotel room. Maybe when I get home I'll just move into the Hampton Inn. That'll solve a lot of my problems, huh? So this week I plan to catch up with everyone and internet my ass off while I can. Plus, I'm jacking around on the company's dime and only have to do half the work. HA! Kidding...I do have to do some work. Probably a lot of work. But, I have internet, and a king-size bed, and even more pillows than I have at home. And fresh-baked cookies in the lobby every night. Take THAT, unconnected wireless bitches. (Yeah, I had a martini at dinner.)

Ok, the desk is literally right next to the 50 mph wind that is coming out of the A/C right now, and I have things to do. Like get cookies. And lollygag around. And jump on the bed. And stuff.

More later, y'all!