Be Nice...Until It's Time To Not Be Nice.

Yes, the title here does have a double meaning. In case you live in a cave, or you're Amish, and you haven't seen the classic and most awesome movie "Road House" about 95 times, then you might not recognize that iconic line. And being Amish, you might not have caught the VMA's the other night, as well as the resulting media frenzy about what a douchebag Kanye West is. (Seriously...between Kandouche and Jon Gossedouche, I've heard the word "douche" about 95 times more than I normally like to hear it on the average day....but IS there a more descriptive word? I think not.)

So I stole this pic from Happy Hour Sue, because I thought it was fucking hilarious. And because I wanted to talk about 2 things: Patrick Swayze, and the very bad behavior of this douchebag.

A.) Patrick Swayze *sigh* You know, he wasn't a really great actor, and I never really thought he was particularly handsome. But he was fucking dreamy. He made some goofy movies, most of which I LOVED. And if you ever need a reminder of how cool he really was, check out "The Outsiders". "Dirty Dancing" just about did me in. Johnny Castle. Sam Wheat. Dalton. Bhodi. *sigh* Rest in peace, Patrick. You'll be missed!

B.) That douchebag, Kanye West. How must it feel to be called that by the entire world? How must it feel to be the most entitled person on the planet, to think that you can do something this douchey not once, but twice, on a live awards show stage? You're the king of all douchebags, Kanye. Go fuck yourself.

Oh and p.-fucking-s. : to repeat something I read on Twitter, if MTV had thought Beyonce's video was the greatest video of the decade, they'd have put a fucking ring on it.

Dalton would have known what to do with Kanye, wouldn't he?

Happy Birthday, BabyFab! (aka Not A Real Post)

Yeah, I know this doesn't count as writing my own post, but I DID guest-blog for JennyFabulous. So what? I'm busy...I know girlfriend gave birth and everything this morning....*whatever*. Y'all know I can barely keep up with one blog, much less two.

So head on over and give her some blogger-baby love, won't you?

Welcome, BabyFabulous!

Are You Mocking Me?

Well, you should be. At the very least, you should be mocking my Friday Guest Mock over at Mockable. After that, we can all sit around and mock my motherfucking hair until I can pick a color that doesn't make me look like either a "young 72" or just some crazy methhead who played with the chemicals a little too closely. Sorry....mini hair tangent. I digress.

Why are you still here, and not at Mockable? But come back, because I don't think we're done here.

I think Mimi and Poppa are winding up their Anniversary World Tour soon. I got a voice mail from the Older Brother yesterday, summoning me to Charlotte next weekend for some sort of shindiggery. Uh, a little notice here, anybody? How about the fact that my birthday fell on the date of their actual anniversary...is this a dual celebration? I think not. It will, at best, be a group viewing of 1,974 photographs of the Grand Canyon, and the big President Head Mountain. And of course, you know I will be there, because I only fake bitch about stuff involving my beloved Mimi. Poppa, however, is free game, so I will file all that shit away in the vault for future fun-making. And I'd like to thank all of you for reading her page and commenting! That was pretty cool for her...y'all are the shiznit. Or whatever.

Nick's friend Brian is not really doing any better, only better in the sense that he's not a lot worse. His temp is higher than they'd like, and they're afraid of pneumonia at this point. Please continue to keep him in your thoughts and prayers...the outpouring of support for this kid is phenomenal!

What does everyone have in store for the 3-day weekend? I know that Jenny Fabulous is starting her maternity leave today! It's hard to believe that Baby Fab will be here in a few short days...I am beyond excited to meet this little girl, and I'm honored to have the opportunity to be a part of her life and watch her grow into her person. And y'all know that my non-child-having ass will be spoiling her with all the good shit that only the "cool" aunt can provide (although technically I am her cousin...but let's not quivel, I already have cool aunt cred.)

NNG and I might do a cookout thing at some point this weekend, but we don't really have anything set in stone. It's just a nice weekend to relax and do whatever, or nothing at all. We're both kind of anxious for another weekend getaway, and I think there will be something in the works very soon. (We're going to Denver so one of my new Mockable fans can take us to dinner! Just kidding...for now...thanks for the invitation, though :)

Everyone have a fun and safe holiday!